So I want to by my friend the Golden Girls complete series for Christmas, but I never realized how high it was! Does anyone know where I can get it cheaper? I would really like to find it under $50 shipping included.
Dark Ages
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!
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King Kong?
Lee: Our family’s descended from royalty.
Dee: King Kong?
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Kung Fu
What lives in a pod and is a Kung Fu expert?
Bruce Pea.
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Al Gore and Elvis
What’s the difference between Al Gore and Elvis?
Some say Elvis is still alive.
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Abraham Lincoln walked 12 miles to school
Father: “Son, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he walked 12 miles to school.”
Son: “Dad, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was President.”
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Ally McBeal doesn’t exist
How do you know that Calista Flockhart (Ally McBeal) doesn’t exist?
Because the camera adds 10 pounds!
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Atheist Prayer-line
They have Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now.
You call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers.
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Atheist’s favorite Christmas movie
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?
Coincidence on 34th Street.
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Atheists don’t believe in God
If Atheists don’t believe in God…
…can they get insured for an act of god?
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Adam and Eve
Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
No, but they had an apple.
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Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It’s Christmas, Eve
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Afraid of Santa Claus
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
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Thirteen bunnies
What do you call 13 bunnies in a row, hopping backwards?
A receding hairline!!!!!!
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For the first time ever, find all 156 complete episodes of Rod Serling’s groundbreaking series in one box set, packed with exciting extras! Travel to another dimension of sight and sound again and again through these stellar remastered high-definition film transfers. Extras include the fascinating Serling bio-documentary Submitted for Your Approval, compelling interviews with the show’s writers, the series’ unaired pilot, audio commentaries with Martin Landau, Leonard Nimo… More >>
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One of the more exciting and atmospheric TV adaptations of a popular comic book series, The Flash benefited from terrific special effects, but lasted only a single year on its network in 1990. The series stuck to the Scarlet Speedster’s origins: police scientist Barry Allen (John Wesley Shipp) is struck by lightning during an experiment, and chemicals splashed on him during the accident give him the ability to move at incredible speeds … More >>
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For six seasons, fans have devotedly watched Tony Soprano deal with the difficulties of balancing his home life with the criminal organization he leads. Audiences everywhere tuned in to see the mob, the food, the family, and who was next to be whacked. Celebrate the show that Vanity Fair called, “the greatest show in TV history”, in the ultimate Sopranos collector’s edition.
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The Whole McGillicuddy: All 9 Seasons! All 194 Episodes!
Fall in love again and again with the timeless comedy that entertains generation after generation. This special 34-disc DVD collection contains every hilarious episode of every classic season of I Love Lucy–from the Lost Pilot to the The Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour shows. Join Lucy, Ricky, Fred and Ethel for non-stop laughter as you savor every magical moment of the greatest sitcom of all time. Includes all n… More >>
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The Complete Series collection includes all five seasons of this groundbreaking show on 32 discs, including all the original music from the broadcast episodes and the music soundtrack.
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Welcome to picture-perfect Stars Hollow, Connecticut. Population 9,973. And home of thirtysomething Lorelai and her teenage daughter Rory – the Gilmore Girls. Lauren Graham plays quick-witted Lorelai, mother of Rory (Alexis Bledel) and also her daughter’s best friend, confidante and mentor determined to help her avoid the mistakes that sidetracked Lorelai when she was a teen. Hearts break and mend, careers end and begin, folks stumble and pick themselves up in a series that… More >>
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